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Crabcakes
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You shut your mouth when youâre talking to me!
Together, families coming together! Thatâs a nice moment. What did you have to eat? Crab-cakes. Are you kidding me!? How could you not have a good time eating crab-cakes!
Good or bad. Who gives a shit!
Nice moments during courtship maybe? The wedding? The wedding had to be fun. Get the decorations. Families coming together. Whaâd you have to eat?
Crab-cakes
Are you kidding me!? How could you not have a good time eating crab-cakes!
Crab-cakes
Are you kidding me!? How could you not have a good time eating crab-cakes!
Thereâs music in the air!
Crab-cakes
Shut your mouth when youâre taking to me!
Are you kidding me!? How could you not have a good time eating crab-cakes! I love them. Did you have a band?
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And Then?
04:04
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Can I help you? Yeah
And then
And then three orders of white rice
And then
No see, all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice. And then? And the soup dude! Oh, and the Wanton soup. And then? And the cookies fortune. And the fortune cookies. Yeah so its just the ah, itâs the chicken, the rice, the soup, and the fortune cookies and thatâs it.
And then?
No âAnd Then!â
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then!
No âAnd Then!â And then? No âAnd Then!â And then? No âAnd Then!â And then?
Youâre really starting to piss me off lady! And then? And then, Iâm going to put my foot in your ass if you say, âand thenâ again!
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then!
And then?
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Hello and welcome to the Righteous Kingdom Broadcasting. My name is Angel Marie Sugarbaker and you're joining us in the Corona Christian Coalition Prayer Circle. Thanks for joining us friends. Y'all today we got to pray. We got to get our prayer warriors out here working on the front lines for this scourge that is sweeping the nation.
In this toilet paper shortage of 2020, something is infecting our homes faster than the Corona Virus, and this something is called a bidet. A bidet is a European contraption that advertises that it cleans your under biscuits but what it actual happening is it is defiling your soul.
I'm going to come right out and say it y'all. A bidet is a liquid form of masturbation and it is not Christian. It's not. It's not clean. It's most unholy. Friends.
We must stand up against Lucifer's liquid masturbation.
You know why they call.
You know why they call.
You know why they call a bathroom in Europe a Lu. It's short for Lucifer. You sit on that for a minute. Bidets are a fountain of fornication y'all and Grandmas are sitting on them. Children are sitting on them. This is Beelzebub's Bridge to your bottom my friends. You must rebuke this Satanic spritzer and make America wipe again!
You know why they call.
You know why they call.
You know why they call.
You know why they call.
Grandmas are sitting on them. Children are sitting on them. This is Beelzebub's Bridge to your bottom my friends. You must rebuke this Satanic spritzer and make America wipe again!
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Wangus
03:10
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Alright. Let's give it a try huh? Guys we got the boulder!
Hey, maybe we should pack some explosives in case a giant f[beep]cking rolling boulder comes after me. I'm not sure about the boulder. Okay the boulder ties it all together. Look look, you loved what I did with that salt acid trap in Hamunaptra Egypt. Right? You loved it. And that skeleton organ that made the floor collapse in Astoria Oregon? Trust me. This is my thing dude!
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